An Alliance of Academic Outlaws, Alternate Historians, Temporal Revisionists, and Men of Leather and Letters, Incorporating The Grim Readers, The Faculty of the Damned, The Oxford Pagans, Satan's Study Group and Academics of the Apocalypse.

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We are the Stylographic Movers and Shakers, an Association of Master Penmen and Out-of-place Artificers, Manufacturing the Perpetual Shake-scene with our Bare Wits in the Shadow of the Wise Owl’s Wing.

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We are the Legion of Learned Wheelmen, Nomadic Chrononauts and Earthly Representatives of the Shapeshifting Council of Shiny Happy Highwaymen, Who Respect Few and Fear None. 

 

We are the Academy of Kamikaze Inquirers, a Most Laudable Order of Anomalous Phenomenologists and Meta Escapologists Surviving in the Literary Wilderness as Cryptomythological Hunter-Gatherers.

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We are the Ophidian Eggmen, an Unruly Mob of Crackpot Theorists, Freethinking Pen Wagglers and Pissed-off Professors Who Form the Black Rebel Book Club and Enact the Death and Resurrection of the Author-God in All Possible Worlds.

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IN SHORT, WE ARE THE SCHOLARS OUR TEACHERS WARNED US ABOUT.